I guess I lied again.  Said I was going to post weekly and I ... uhhh.... let 2 months go by.  I still haven't found me a helper.  Why does no one want to  help me?  It's a fun job.  No pay, but the benefits are... zilch...  ok, I may have found my answer.  So now - this IS a paying job.  I am  here-by paying $5 a week for this job that consists of nothing more than keeping me accountable, daily.  You have to say things like, "Where is today's content?"  and "Don't make me come over there woman." and "No, I don't think your doctor should up your meds.  You are sane.  Honest."  (no eye-rolling though.)    Interested applicants, please submit your resume's below. 

I really have been working on my books a bit more.  I've cut passages out of them, by golly.  I'm sparing you the drudgery of reading things such as how much I like the orange slice on a glass of Blue Moon beer, and other such revelations.  Who cares about orange slices?  Actually - I'm starting to wish I had left that in.  I'm getting happy just now, thinking about it.  If I keep cutting things, there may only be 6 pages left in the book.  But those will be the most awesome pages you ever saw!! 

Today I'm going to the chiropractor.  I went yesterday and he told me how wonderful I am!!  Well, my spine is wonderful anyway. It has no degeneration anyway. So that's good.  Today he is going to adjust me and I will be half crippled when I leave there.  I know this going in, and I'm going anyway.  Maybe I need an assistant for more than just my book writing!   I promise to let you know how things go.  I'll try to  not make you wait  2 months this time.  ;)  Have a happy Tuesday.  Feel free to come visit me in traction. 
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I'm back, and not in traction!  I don't feel a whole lot different.  But I definitely do not feel worse.  And I'm told that I shall sleep better and have more energy.  If that turns out to be true --- he shall be my new BFF.  :)  I'm all about sleep and energy.  Nothin worse than being too tired to do anything, so you give up and go lay down and ... can't sleep.  So you just get to drag through the day in zombie mode.  That, my friends, is getting really old. 

He had a vibration machine thingy in there that I must own.   It works your body out more in 10 minutes than you could do in a gym in an hour.  I don't really feel like I'm miraculously In Shape, or anything, but if I get up tomorrow and feel like I've been hit by a Mack truck - I'll know it worked.   I am definitely checking into this!!  Stay tuned...