My FREE Book Days!

http://www.amazon.com/Humor-Random-Soul-NitaB-books-ebook/dp/B00FFQWNIQ/ref=sr_1_sc_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1385398730&sr=1-1-spell&keywords=humor+for+the+randome+soul  
 November 29 & 30.  Freebie days!!

Hadda get that down before I forgot it.  Give me two minutes........and Whooooshhhh.... gone...  
Anyway - I had a request for a freebie book deal on my "Humor For the Random Soul" e-book, as it appears that other countries are charged a surcharge or something.  I am going to check into that because I think I can do something on my end to eliminate that maybe? My friend, and excellent writer,  Michal was talking about it.  I need to read and HEED his advice more often!  I am so technically challenged that it took me forever to figure out... although Amazon makes it very easy if you know how to READ.   Geez......... a writer who can't read.  Or comprehend.  Or something.  But it is figured out and set up and You and anyone who has some Random time on their hands this weekend please feel free to get my book FREE from Amazon (kindle version --- which you can download to your computer or phone or I-pad or anything electronic).  Oh --- the dates are Nov. 29th and Nov. 30th!!  Please share this info with all your friends, and Please... please... please.... leave a review on Amazon for me.  It helps me see that people are reading it, and encourages me to work harder on my next book.

Speaking of which... I have sort of started it.  It is a random mess right now (more than usual) and I'm trying to organize it and serious it up a little.  I want this next one to be more useful.  You know?  Like, really Deliver some Usefulness to my readers.  But for now... some helpful tips that I will be sharing --- and you get to see it here first!!   Lemme know whatcha think:

So I was surfing the web, just minding my own bizzwax, when I saw a "male model" wearing what I thought was Spanx.  That underwear that holds all your 'not so desirable' excesses into a neat little bundle, so you appear shapely.  I think that's what it's for - I got me a knock off brand once and COULD NOT get into it.  Must be some trick.  Maybe I needed a bigger size?  A bigger crowbar?  It was XL though.  That OUGHT to be big enough, eh?  So I was thinking that it is not fair that women feel this need to pack themselves up into a little uncomfortable tight little mass --- and men get to leave it all hang out and that is actually acceptable.  Heck, it is even acceptable by me.  I don't care if the Mister is a bit out of shape, but I want ME to look --- fit.  Thus, the "Spanx-like" undie torture.  Anyway I was glad to see a male model feeling the need to 'get it together.'   But no... turns out that he was wearing Shreddies.  Or --- ready for this???  FART diffusion underwear.  Can be worn by men or women.  And then... you can fart away and no one will be the wiser!   You can Google it if you so desire.   I'll put more details in the book about them, but Can you believe that?  Fart Filtering Underwear.  Seems like a good idea, but they are EXPENSIVE and the ones who  need them the most (in my life) would Never wear them because they appear tight and uncomfortable.  Course I'm not meaning to say Spanx is uncomfy.  They just look like they would be.  And I read somewhere else, that they are Not Good for you.  I kind of figured that out on my own.  Especially when I couldn't even get into mine and had to spend a month with a therapist over that little blues-fest!!  But that's a tale for another day.

So - what do you think?  My next book is going to introduce my readers to lots of unusual but potentially Life-Altering/improving  info!!  Amazing Weird Inventions that make you say --- Why didn't I think of that?     Or maybe it'll be Tales From the Tree house... IF I ever get my Tree house.  I am beginning to think that I'm going to have to build it myself.  It'll need an alarm in it with a direct link to 911.  I tend to  trip just walking across the yard. Tripping up there.... could be a little more adventurous - to say the least!

Gotta get over to Margueritta's house.  We're doing lunch at the park, with Ugly.  I'll tell you about him one day.  He's a duck.  MEAN, mean, mean Duck.... and ugly to boot! 
Have a great day... and Happy Thanksgiving Week!!!